i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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