Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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