Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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