it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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