Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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