he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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