You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
