Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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