i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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