I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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