i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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