Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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