Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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