I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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