Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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