I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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