You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I skipped work to stalk him.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
