We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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