I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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