i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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