We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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