Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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