Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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