my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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