I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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