do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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