is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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