I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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