You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
