Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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