Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I could fuck to npr.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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