I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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