Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it glows. i had to have it.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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