What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
