How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Michael Bay diarrhea
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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