??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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