i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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