i need an iv and a liver transplant
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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