The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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