Umm I'm too high to move.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize