No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Congratulations! We have a period
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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