Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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