the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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