His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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