try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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