party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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