Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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