So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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