Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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