so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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