i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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