I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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